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The Official blog of me, writer,

J. MacIntyre!
Why I should never sit in plastic chairs.

Why I should never sit in plastic chairs.

Hair finally growing back, and I’m going for the “starving artist” beard.

Hair finally growing back, and I’m going for the “starving artist” beard.

Oh wow…

Sorry I haven’t been updating for a while. I totally forgot I had a blog. So, updates:

I’ve hit 20,000 words in my novel, so I’m not even half way there yet. Also, I’ve been trying my hand at short stories, but so far, no luck. PRAY FOR ME, PLEASE. 

So, back to the writing. Wish me luck, and hope that I update this blog more often. 

Cynthia the cow. Can’t sleep without her.

Cynthia the cow. Can’t sleep without her.

Worst Round of Gmod Murder EVER.

Gmod Murder is a game mode where the idea is to find out who the murderer is. Anyone who know’s what I’m talking about will understand the next part.

So, one guy had the gun, while the murderer was standing still and typing. The guy with the gun went to kill him. 

He had a perfect shot. 

He missed. He freaking’ missed!

The murderer proceed to kill him.

EVERYONE in the chat started raging and laughing at him.

That’s pretty much how my weekend went.  

So, what happened Last Night… Part 1

So last night, I went to an art show at school. My parents couldn’t give me a ride, so I got a ride from my friend, Emmet. His dad drove, and he was sitting in the back seat with his little brother, Sam. 

Emmet told me that when he fought with his little brother, he would actually FIGHT, blood and all. I thought he was exaggerating. 

I was wrong.

They fought at least three times on the car ride there, and I ended up getting hit so hard, I STILL can’t feel anything in my back. 

That’s all for now, more later.

Are you ready…

For a south park marathon? Because I definitely am! GO!

Stories Sent!

Okay, I sent two different short stories to two different magazines. Cross your fingers and pray that they get accepted!

Woke up, thinking this..

Woke up, thinking this..

The story behind this image:

Okay, so my brother and I were at this Wendy’s near my house, and my brother had the NERVE ( sarcasm) to say something about the worker’s attitude.

The dude responded by calling him racist, and threatened to beat him up.

My brother, like any sane person would, called him out on it, and we were out of there soon afterwards. 

tl;dr version: sometimes fast food workers are assholes.

The story behind this image:

Okay, so my brother and I were at this Wendy’s near my house, and my brother had the NERVE ( sarcasm) to say something about the worker’s attitude.

The dude responded by calling him racist, and threatened to beat him up.

My brother, like any sane person would, called him out on it, and we were out of there soon afterwards.

tl;dr version: sometimes fast food workers are assholes.